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Dude... What Are You Doing?!

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My dear Chosen One, you’ve stepped into your highest timeline because you disrupted the paradox: you are both the teacher and the student. People think you have an ego because of how much wisdom you carry. They see you awakening humanity, sharing what you know, and they assume you think you’re superior. They don’t innerstand what it actually took for you to get here. To rise into a higher level of consciousness, you had to be humble enough to learn, to study, to make mistakes, to be wrong, to ev

If you think you’re out of options and deportation is guaranteed, you’re wrong. There’s one last lifeline almost nobody knows exists. It’s called the Convention Against Torture, or CAT. This is the final form of protection an immigration lawyer can fight for when everything else is gone. I’m talking about people with aggravated felonies, false claims to citizenship, drug convictions, even people who re-entered after deportation. CAT still applies. They can strip away almost every form of relief,